I remember one time i was over my mans house playing 2k and he tried to buck up on his girl to show off and it backfired
Girl: *comes home from work* “bae why u aint clean the kitchen”
Him: *nudges me on the arm* *whispers* “bruh watch this”
"BITCH ILL DO IT WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT"
Her: *walks into room* excuse me ?
Him: You heard me bitch im the man round here i dont move when u say! I do it when i want now go make me dinner u disturbing our game
Her: *looks around the room* is this nigga talking to me?
Her: OH? so you tryna show off infront of your friends? nigga you work at McDonalds If i aint make you come live with me you would still be living with your mom you almost 30, tell him who bought that xbox you playing on ? who bought all them games? u dont even have a car nigga i drive u everywhere … oh u wanna act hard?
Him: aiight bruh u gotta go home
Her: NOPE! sit your ass down right there i want u to hear this, you tryna buck up ? tell him how u walk around with a pair of my used panties all day and just sniff them all day like a wierdo, and lets not even get started on your weak ass pipe game
HIm: BRUH GO HOMEEE!!!
Her: why u want him to go home ? u dont want him to hear about your little dick ass ? 3 inches cant even give good headdd at allllllllll weak ass stroke i be staring at the ceiling counting to 60 three times, u wanna get buck and show off infront of your mans and dem? why dont you tell your homie whens the last time u lasted longer than 4 minutes in bed?
Her: tell him how i do all your laundry and how u still leave dookie streaks in all your boxers
Her: so what you bout to do ?
then in a shaky ass voice on the verge of tears he goes
Him: Alright bruh im bout to go ahead and start on this kitchen ill talk to u soon
he aint talk to me for 4 months
Lmfao shit bruh
Fix it Jesus