validx2:

Her: *Starts complaining*

Me:  *Starts eating her pussy*

(via yasgawd)

quietdistaste:

me doing anything

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jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

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